Shit, meet Fan; Fan, Shit. Part II
The last line of this AP News story is the best.
I'm standing by my prediction that hostilities will begin before the end of March 2006; first shots will be fired by Israel or the United States.
I'm standing by my prediction that hostilities will begin before the end of March 2006; first shots will be fired by Israel or the United States.
posted by Robert at 4:22 PM
2 Comments:
Why is it that most predictions out there are usually of the disaster pesimistic nature?
My predictions:
1) A lot of heated talks but no real change in the Middle east status Quo. A couple of Media scares but no real difference. There may be a few bombings and retaliation but no grand scale war.
2) Pandemeic scares abound but still no grand cross over of a disease that has been known to be around since the early 20th century. A couple of Poultry farmers may get ill and die but aside from that we won't have to head to the hills.
3) Some people will make money some will lose tehm as teh stock markets rise and fall over the year.
4) Some people will be angry with the Federal governement while some will like it. No election this year.
5) I will have Mary Brown's Chicken and Chinese food with Sprouts again some time this year but not at the same time!
Ok one bad prediction for 2006
666) Jebus makes his second coming only to say that he wants us to slaughter our neighbours and that theo one true belief is in fact Raelianism.
In the midst of the chaos Canibals will raoms teh streets in ever increasing numbers turning large parts of the population into buffet friendly entres.
After much bloodshed and confusion
Jebus will admit he was just kidding and that he hopes this will be a lesson to survivors to stop taking everything so seriously.
He is nailed to a cross that day.
Ok, let's see who's come closer. ;-)
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