Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Wednesday, January 02, 2019

Hahaha fucker

[Event "Casual Blitz game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/HYjeyOOu"]
[Date "2019.01.02"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Anonymous"]
[Black "Anonymous"]
[Result "0-1"]
[UTCDate "2019.01.02"]
[UTCTime "16:50:02"]
[WhiteElo "?"]
[BlackElo "?"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "300+3"]
[ECO "B30"]
[Opening "Sicilian Defense: Old Sicilian"]
[Termination "Time forfeit"]

1. e4 { [%clk 0:05:00] } c5 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 2. Nf3 { [%clk 0:05:01] } Nc6 { [%clk 0:05:02] } 3. Bc4 { [%clk 0:05:03] } e6 { [%clk 0:05:03] } 4. O-O { [%clk 0:05:04] } a6 { [%clk 0:05:05] } 5. e5 { [%clk 0:04:49] } b5 { [%clk 0:05:07] } 6. Bd3 { [%clk 0:04:46] } c4 { [%clk 0:05:09] } 7. Be4 { [%clk 0:04:48] } Bb7 { [%clk 0:05:10] } 8. d3 { [%clk 0:04:47] } cxd3 { [%clk 0:05:08] } 9. cxd3 { [%clk 0:04:47] } Na5 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 10. Bxb7 { [%clk 0:04:41] } Nxb7 { [%clk 0:05:01] } 11. d4 { [%clk 0:04:43] } d6 { [%clk 0:04:59] } 12. Qc2 { [%clk 0:04:35] } Rc8 { [%clk 0:04:58] } 13. Qe4 { [%clk 0:04:30] } d5 { [%clk 0:04:58] } 14. Qg4 { [%clk 0:04:25] } Ne7 { [%clk 0:04:58] } 15. Ng5 { [%clk 0:04:09] } h5 { [%clk 0:04:59] } 16. Qf3 { [%clk 0:04:06] } Nf5 { [%clk 0:04:54] } 17. Nc3 { [%clk 0:03:33] } Be7 { [%clk 0:04:48] } 18. Nh3 { [%clk 0:03:23] } Nxd4 { [%clk 0:04:45] } 19. Qg3 { [%clk 0:03:15] } Nf5 { [%clk 0:04:45] } 20. Qf3 { [%clk 0:03:05] } Nc5 { [%clk 0:04:30] } 21. Bf4 { [%clk 0:02:20] } g5 { [%clk 0:04:27] } 22. Nxg5 { [%clk 0:01:54] } Bxg5 { [%clk 0:04:29] } 23. Bxg5 { [%clk 0:01:50] } Qxg5 { [%clk 0:04:30] } 24. Ne2 { [%clk 0:01:51] } Nh4 { [%clk 0:04:12] } 25. Qh3 { [%clk 0:01:47] } Rg8 { [%clk 0:04:01] } 26. g3 { [%clk 0:01:47] } Nf3+ { [%clk 0:04:02] } 27. Kh1 { [%clk 0:01:48] } Qxe5 { [%clk 0:03:32] } 28. Nf4 { [%clk 0:01:43] } Qe4 { [%clk 0:03:19] } 29. Rad1 { [%clk 0:01:24] } h4 { [%clk 0:02:01] } 30. b3 { [%clk 0:00:56] } Ne1+ { [%clk 0:00:48] } 31. Kg1 { [%clk 0:00:52] } Ncd3 { [%clk 0:00:32] } 32. Rxd3 { [%clk 0:00:39] } Nxd3 { [%clk 0:00:34] } 33. Nxd3 { [%clk 0:00:39] } Qxd3 { [%clk 0:00:33] } 34. Qxh4 { [%clk 0:00:41] } Qd2 { [%clk 0:00:24] } 35. Qh7 { [%clk 0:00:33] } Rf8 { [%clk 0:00:22] } 36. Qh5 { [%clk 0:00:27] } Rc1 { [%clk 0:00:21] } 37. Rxc1 { [%clk 0:00:26] } Qxc1+ { [%clk 0:00:23] } 38. Kg2 { [%clk 0:00:28] } Qc2 { [%clk 0:00:19] } 39. Qg5 { [%clk 0:00:27] } Qxa2 { [%clk 0:00:17] } 40. Qf4 { [%clk 0:00:29] } Qxb3 { [%clk 0:00:12] } 41. Qb8+ { [%clk 0:00:31] } Ke7 { [%clk 0:00:14] } 42. Qc7+ { [%clk 0:00:31] } Kf6 { [%clk 0:00:15] } 43. Qf4+ { [%clk 0:00:31] } Ke7 { [%clk 0:00:17] } 44. Qg5+ { [%clk 0:00:33] } Ke8 { [%clk 0:00:16] } 45. Qf4 { [%clk 0:00:35] } Qc4 { [%clk 0:00:13] } 46. Qb8+ { [%clk 0:00:35] } Ke7 { [%clk 0:00:15] } 47. Qb7+ { [%clk 0:00:36] } Kf6 { [%clk 0:00:15] } 48. Qxa6 { [%clk 0:00:38] } Qe4+ { [%clk 0:00:16] } 49. Kg1 { [%clk 0:00:39] } Qe1+ { [%clk 0:00:11] } 50. Kg2 { [%clk 0:00:40] } Qe4+ { [%clk 0:00:11] } 51. Kg1 { [%clk 0:00:42] } Rd8 { [%clk 0:00:12] } 52. Qa1+ { [%clk 0:00:42] } Qe5 { [%clk 0:00:13] } 53. Qc1 { [%clk 0:00:39] } Qd6 { [%clk 0:00:12] } 54. Qh6+ { [%clk 0:00:40] } Ke7 { [%clk 0:00:14] } 55. Qg5+ { [%clk 0:00:39] } Kd7 { [%clk 0:00:15] } 56. Qh4 { [%clk 0:00:39] } Rc8 { [%clk 0:00:14] } 57. Qh5 { [%clk 0:00:34] } Qe7 { [%clk 0:00:15] } 58. Qe2 { [%clk 0:00:34] } Qd6 { [%clk 0:00:13] } 59. Qxb5+ { [%clk 0:00:36] } Qc6 { [%clk 0:00:14] } 60. Qe2 { [%clk 0:00:37] } Qc1+ { [%clk 0:00:15] } 61. Kg2 { [%clk 0:00:38] } Rc2 { [%clk 0:00:15] } 62. Qh5 { [%clk 0:00:36] } Qd2 { [%clk 0:00:10] } 63. Qxf7+ { [%clk 0:00:38] } Kd6 { [%clk 0:00:11] } 64. Qf8+ { [%clk 0:00:38] } Ke5 { [%clk 0:00:13] } 65. Qb8+ { [%clk 0:00:39] } Kd4 { [%clk 0:00:12] } 66. Qa7+ { [%clk 0:00:32] } Kd3 { [%clk 0:00:11] } 67. Qa6+ { [%clk 0:00:31] } Kc3 { [%clk 0:00:09] } 68. Qxe6 { [%clk 0:00:31] } Kb2 { [%clk 0:00:10] } 69. Qb6+ { [%clk 0:00:31] } Kc1 { [%clk 0:00:12] } 70. Qf6 { [%clk 0:00:22] } Qd3 { [%clk 0:00:10] } 71. h4 { [%clk 0:00:22] } Qe4+ { [%clk 0:00:11] } 72. Kh3 { [%clk 0:00:20] } Qh1+ { [%clk 0:00:05] } 73. Kg4 { [%clk 0:00:21] } Qe4+ { [%clk 0:00:07] } 74. Kh3 { [%clk 0:00:23] } Qh1+ { [%clk 0:00:07] } 75. Kg4 { [%clk 0:00:25] } Qd1+ { [%clk 0:00:07] } 76. Kh3 { [%clk 0:00:25] } Qf1+ { [%clk 0:00:06] } 77. Kg4 { [%clk 0:00:22] } Qxf2 { [%clk 0:00:08] } 78. h5 { [%clk 0:00:24] } Qxf6 { [%clk 0:00:05] } 0-1

Tuesday, January 01, 2019

Monday, December 31, 2018

Another Bowdler Attack.

[Event "Casual Blitz game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/ResEIEMU"]
[Date "2018.12.31"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Anonymous"]
[Black "Anonymous"]
[Result "0-1"]
[UTCDate "2018.12.31"]
[UTCTime "19:37:42"]
[WhiteElo "?"]
[BlackElo "?"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "300+3"]
[ECO "B20"]
[Opening "Sicilian Defense: Bowdler Attack"]
[Termination "Time forfeit"]

1. e4 { [%clk 0:05:00] } c5 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 2. Bc4 { [%clk 0:05:00] } Nc6 { [%clk 0:05:02] } 3. Nf3 { [%clk 0:05:01] } e6 { [%clk 0:05:03] } 4. d4 { [%clk 0:04:58] } a6 { [%clk 0:05:05] } 5. a4 { [%clk 0:04:56] } Nxd4 { [%clk 0:05:04] } 6. Nxd4 { [%clk 0:04:55] } cxd4 { [%clk 0:05:06] } 7. Qxd4 { [%clk 0:04:56] } Nf6 { [%clk 0:04:56] } 8. e5 { [%clk 0:04:57] } Nh5 { [%clk 0:04:54] } 9. O-O { [%clk 0:04:55] } Qc7 { [%clk 0:04:33] } 10. Be3 { [%clk 0:04:50] } Be7 { [%clk 0:04:27] } 11. Nd2 { [%clk 0:04:49] } O-O { [%clk 0:04:25] } 12. Ne4 { [%clk 0:04:47] } f5 { [%clk 0:04:23] } 13. Nd6 { [%clk 0:04:41] } Bxd6 { [%clk 0:04:14] } 14. exd6 { [%clk 0:04:42] } Qc6 { [%clk 0:04:09] } 15. c3 { [%clk 0:04:29] } f4 { [%clk 0:04:03] } 16. Bd2 { [%clk 0:04:06] } Rf6 { [%clk 0:03:46] } 17. Qe5 { [%clk 0:03:42] } Rg6 { [%clk 0:03:38] } 18. f3 { [%clk 0:03:39] } Qb6+ { [%clk 0:02:54] } 19. Kh1 { [%clk 0:03:29] } Ng3+ { [%clk 0:02:54] } 20. hxg3 { [%clk 0:03:06] } Rh6+ { [%clk 0:02:55] } 0-1

Saturday, December 29, 2018

Friday, December 28, 2018

Win

[Event "Casual Blitz game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/fIXAs4pd"]
[Date "2018.12.28"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Anonymous"]
[Black "Anonymous"]
[Result "1-0"]
[UTCDate "2018.12.28"]
[UTCTime "13:30:20"]
[WhiteElo "?"]
[BlackElo "?"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "300+3"]
[ECO "C45"]
[Opening "Scotch Game"]
[Termination "Normal"]

1. e4 { [%clk 0:05:00] } e5 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 2. Nf3 { [%clk 0:05:02] } Nc6 { [%clk 0:05:02] } 3. d4 { [%clk 0:05:03] } exd4 { [%clk 0:05:03] } 4. Nxd4 { [%clk 0:05:05] } h6 { [%clk 0:05:03] } 5. Nc3 { [%clk 0:05:01] } Bb4 { [%clk 0:05:02] } 6. Nxc6 { [%clk 0:05:03] } bxc6 { [%clk 0:05:02] } 7. Bd2 { [%clk 0:05:03] } d6 { [%clk 0:04:56] } 8. Bd3 { [%clk 0:04:59] } Nf6 { [%clk 0:04:45] } 9. O-O { [%clk 0:04:49] } Bg4 { [%clk 0:04:43] } 10. f3 { [%clk 0:04:49] } Bh5 { [%clk 0:04:45] } 11. g4 { [%clk 0:04:46] } Bg6 { [%clk 0:04:45] } 12. a3 { [%clk 0:04:43] } Bc5+ { [%clk 0:04:44] } 13. Kg2 { [%clk 0:04:41] } O-O { [%clk 0:04:37] } 14. h4 { [%clk 0:04:42] } Nd7 { [%clk 0:04:27] } 15. Qe2 { [%clk 0:04:35] } Qxh4 { [%clk 0:04:25] } 16. Be3 { [%clk 0:04:34] } Bxe3 { [%clk 0:04:07] } 17. Qxe3 { [%clk 0:04:36] } Rab8 { [%clk 0:04:04] } 18. b4 { [%clk 0:04:36] } Ne5 { [%clk 0:03:54] } 19. Rh1 { [%clk 0:04:36] } Qf6 { [%clk 0:03:52] } 20. Be2 { [%clk 0:04:32] } Nc4 { [%clk 0:03:49] } 21. Bxc4 { [%clk 0:04:33] } Qe5 { [%clk 0:03:41] } 22. f4 { [%clk 0:04:20] } Qe7 { [%clk 0:03:23] } 23. f5 { [%clk 0:03:39] } Bh7 { [%clk 0:03:22] } 24. Qf4 { [%clk 0:03:21] } Rfe8 { [%clk 0:03:12] } 25. Rae1 { [%clk 0:03:04] } Kf8 { [%clk 0:03:06] } 26. Rxh6 { [%clk 0:03:01] } gxh6 { [%clk 0:03:04] } 27. Qxh6+ { [%clk 0:03:03] } Kg8 { [%clk 0:03:03] } 28. Rh1 { [%clk 0:03:02] } Qe5 { [%clk 0:01:58] } 29. Qxh7+ { [%clk 0:02:46] } Kf8 { [%clk 0:01:57] } 30. Qxf7# { [%clk 0:02:29] } 1-0

Friday, December 14, 2018

Bowdler Attack

[Event "Casual Blitz game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/d3UajG6A"]
[Date "2018.12.14"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Anonymous"]
[Black "Anonymous"]
[Result "0-1"]
[UTCDate "2018.12.14"]
[UTCTime "22:52:47"]
[WhiteElo "?"]
[BlackElo "?"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "300+3"]
[ECO "B20"]
[Opening "Sicilian Defense: Bowdler Attack"]
[Termination "Normal"]

1. e4 { [%clk 0:05:00] } c5 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 2. Bc4 { [%clk 0:05:02] } Nc6 { [%clk 0:05:02] } 3. Nf3 { [%clk 0:05:01] } e6 { [%clk 0:05:03] } 4. O-O { [%clk 0:05:02] } Nf6 { [%clk 0:05:03] } 5. e5 { [%clk 0:05:04] } Ng4 { [%clk 0:05:05] } 6. Re1 { [%clk 0:04:32] } a6 { [%clk 0:04:57] } 7. h3 { [%clk 0:04:33] } Nh6 { [%clk 0:04:56] } 8. d3 { [%clk 0:04:35] } Nf5 { [%clk 0:04:57] } 9. a3 { [%clk 0:04:35] } b5 { [%clk 0:04:58] } 10. Ba2 { [%clk 0:04:36] } Bb7 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 11. Bg5 { [%clk 0:04:33] } Be7 { [%clk 0:04:59] } 12. Qd2 { [%clk 0:04:33] } Ncd4 { [%clk 0:04:58] } 13. Be3 { [%clk 0:04:26] } Bxf3 { [%clk 0:04:33] } 14. Bxd4 { [%clk 0:04:11] } Nxd4 { [%clk 0:04:29] } 15. c3 { [%clk 0:04:13] } Bg5 { [%clk 0:04:18] } 16. Re3 { [%clk 0:03:10] } Bxe3 { [%clk 0:04:17] } 17. fxe3 { [%clk 0:03:11] } Ne2+ { [%clk 0:03:54] } 18. Kf2 { [%clk 0:03:10] } Qh4+ { [%clk 0:03:52] } 19. Kxf3 { [%clk 0:03:11] } Ng1# { [%clk 0:03:42] } 0-1

Monday, December 10, 2018

Jane Doe

Sunday, December 09, 2018

It’s been a while since I’ve seen “The Grob”

[Event "Casual Blitz game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/9IINm9KY"]
[Date "2018.12.09"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Anonymous"]
[Black "Anonymous"]
[Result "0-1"]
[UTCDate "2018.12.09"]
[UTCTime "12:32:46"]
[WhiteElo "?"]
[BlackElo "?"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "300+3"]
[ECO "A00"]
[Opening "Grob Opening"]
[Termination "Normal"]

1. g4 { [%clk 0:05:00] } c5 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 2. g5 { [%clk 0:04:59] } e6 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 3. f4 { [%clk 0:05:00] } Nc6 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 4. e3 { [%clk 0:05:02] } f6 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 5. h4 { [%clk 0:05:04] } h6 { [%clk 0:04:59] } 6. g6 { [%clk 0:04:53] } Nge7 { [%clk 0:05:00] } 7. h5 { [%clk 0:04:54] } Nf5 { [%clk 0:05:01] } 8. Ne2 { [%clk 0:04:45] } e5 { [%clk 0:05:02] } 9. e4 { [%clk 0:04:41] } Nfd4 { [%clk 0:04:51] } 10. f5 { [%clk 0:04:36] } Nf3+ { [%clk 0:04:50] } 11. Kf2 { [%clk 0:04:35] } Ncd4 { [%clk 0:04:51] } 12. Nxd4 { [%clk 0:04:35] } Nxd4 { [%clk 0:04:52] } 13. d3 { [%clk 0:04:35] } d5 { [%clk 0:04:43] } 14. c3 { [%clk 0:04:25] } Nb5 { [%clk 0:04:41] } 15. a4 { [%clk 0:04:26] } Nc7 { [%clk 0:04:40] } 16. b4 { [%clk 0:04:25] } dxe4 { [%clk 0:04:41] } 17. bxc5 { [%clk 0:04:17] } Bxc5+ { [%clk 0:04:42] } 18. d4 { [%clk 0:04:16] } exd4 { [%clk 0:04:43] } 19. Kg2 { [%clk 0:03:10] } Bxf5 { [%clk 0:04:43] } 20. Bc4 { [%clk 0:03:07] } d3 { [%clk 0:04:33] } 21. Bf7+ { [%clk 0:03:08] } Ke7 { [%clk 0:04:32] } 22. Qf1 { [%clk 0:02:59] } Qd7 { [%clk 0:04:18] } 23. Ba3 { [%clk 0:02:47] } Bxa3 { [%clk 0:04:10] } 24. Nxa3 { [%clk 0:02:47] } Be6 { [%clk 0:04:10] } 25. Bxe6 { [%clk 0:02:36] } Qxe6 { [%clk 0:04:13] } 26. Qd1 { [%clk 0:02:25] } Nd5 { [%clk 0:04:10] } 27. Re1 { [%clk 0:02:22] } Nf4+ { [%clk 0:04:07] } 28. Kh2 { [%clk 0:02:22] } Qh3+ { [%clk 0:04:05] } 29. Kg1 { [%clk 0:02:19] } Qg2# { [%clk 0:04:04] } 0-1