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Paulsen-Basman Defence

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 c5 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 { B40 Sicilian Defense: Paulsen-Basman Defense } 5. Be3 Qb6 6. b3 Nf6 7. f3 O-O 8. a4 Bb4+ 9. c3 Bc5 10. b4 Bxd4 11. Bxd4 Qd8 12. Nd2 Nc6 13. Bc5 d6 14. Be3 d5 15. Bb5 dxe4 16. Nxe4 Nxe4 17. fxe4 Ne5 18. O-O a6 19. Be2 Qc7 20. Bf4 Rd8 21. Qc1 b6 22. Qb2 Bb7 23. c4 f6 24. Rac1 Bxe4 25. Rfd1 Rxd1+ 26. Rxd1 g5 27. Bxe5 Qxe5 28. Qxe5 fxe5 29. c5 bxc5 30. bxc5 Bd5 31. a5 e4 32. Rc1 Kf8 33. c6 Ke7 34. c7 Kd7 35. Bxa6 Rc8 36. Bxc8+ Kxc8 37. Kf2 h5 38. Ke3 h4 39. a6 e5 40. a7 g4 41. Rc5 { Black resigns } 1-0

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1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 { C45 Scotch Game: Classical Variation } 5. Be3 Qf6 6. c3 h6 7. b4 Bb6 8. a4 a6 9. a5 Ba7 10. Na3 Ne5 11. Nc4 Nxc4 12. Bxc4 c5 13. bxc5 Bxc5 14. Qf3 Qxf3 15. Nxf3 Bxe3 16. fxe3 Ne7 17. O-O O-O 18. Ne5 d6 19. Nxf7 d5 20. exd5 Kh7 21. Bd3+ g6 22. Ne5 Rxf1+ 23. Rxf1 Nf5 24. g4 Nxe3 25. Bxg6+ Kg7 26. Rf7+ Kg8 27. Bh7+ Kh8 28. Ng6# { Black is checkmated } 1-0

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